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Beats Walking ...

When the marketcap of the token is between $500 - $35k, the sort of vehicles you have in your wallet are pretty basic.  But hey, at least they have wheels.

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Mid-Tier Ride

When the marketcap of the token is between $35k - $110k, your chariot is certainly a lot better.  You won't turn too many heads, but no need to be ashamed.

Nice Whip !

When the marketcap of the token is between $110 - $240k, you can finally cruise in style.  You're the Big-Man (or Big-Lady) now, and your automobile reflects your power, personality and poise.

Lamboooos

When the marketcap of the token is between $240k - $2 million+, you've finally made it.  You have a Lamboo in your wallet, and everybody is suitably impressed.  As you roar past, knickers ping off and plebs woop and holler.  Watch out for the very special types of Lamboo, the higher the MarketCap goes!

What next?

When the marketcap eclipses the price of the most expensive Lamboo, this is when things get silly ...

FAQs

 What Chain is this on? 

  - Solana

 What is the Total Supply? 

  - Total Supply is 1 billion

 Does the Token Name and Image change Onchain? 

  - Yes, all Token Name and Image URI changes are reflected onchain once the MarketCap level thresholds are crossed.  One day you might have a Toyota Corolla in your wallet, the next a Nissan GTR, the next a Lamboorghini Aventador.

 Do I get an NFT when I buy Tokens? 

  - Only if you clip in enough SOL at the respective level, equivalent to 0.1% of the supply.  To get the NFT, token purchase must be made via higherrrrrrr.fun platform .  More about the NFTS here.

 Is Dev Based? 

  - Yes, Dev is Based

 Does the Ticker Change? 

  -  No, the Ticker will always be $LAMBOO

 Is this a fair launch?  

  - Yes, extremely fair.  It will be stealth launched, via higherrrrrrr.fun , but there will be signs.  No presale.  No Dev allocation (although they will buy in at launch). 

 Wen Marketing?  

  - Marketing will be slowly ramped up, after the launch.  Because of the mechanics, it will be intredasting to make this a slow burn.  Shooting through all levels in a day or so is not the plan, as we want to build organically + sustainably, showcasing THE TECH before blasting off down the highway in our Lamboos.  

Saying that, certain aligned KOLs will be lined up for wen the time is right, partnerships will be made, and the meme production will be dank.

 Will Dev Rug or Jeet? 

  - No, Dev has a lot of self-respect, and Rugging would haunt them until their dying days.  Dev will only Jeet once there are Lamboos 4 All.  Or maybe he'll ride all the way to the Gates of Valhalla.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 Wen Launch? 

  -  Soon.  Join Telegram to stay in the loop.

 I have a question not addressed here? 

  -  Ask ChatGPT, or join the Telegram.

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